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Hi, my name is kimbe
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yo mamma jokes

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By kimbe Send DollMail
Created: 2008-04-17 19:18:38 All stories by kimbe
yo mama so fat, that she has her own gravitational pull

yo mamas so bald i can read her mind

yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale the scale said : i don't do animals

yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

yo mama's so fat that every time she turns around its her b-day again

yo mama so poor that she that a quarter back was a refund

yo mama's so fat that when she got hit by a bus she turned around and said who threw that

yo mama so poor she chased the garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand

yo mama so fat she sat on walmart and lowered th prices

yo mama so is fat that when she got on an airplane only the wings took off

yo mama's so stupid i saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope i asked her what she was doing she said sending a voice mail

yo mamas so stupid she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble

yo mama so old that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead

yo mama so stupid that when i told her to go buy me a colored t.v and 3 hours later she came back and asked me what color

yo mama's teeth so yellow she put the sun outta businesses

yo mama so tall that she tripped on walmart and landed on target

yo mama is missing a finger and cant count pass nine

yo mama mouth is so big she speaks in surround sound

yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawn her teeth duck

i saw yo mama kicking a can down the street i asked what she was doing she said moving

yo mama so ugly when she gets up the sun goes down

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

yo mama so stupid when i said drinks on the house she went and fetched a ladder
  

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Posted On: April 18, 2008
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