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Hi, my name is keira
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 4.33 with 6 vote(s)
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| Created: 2006-08-12 13:41:23 |
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MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they say.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but thats about it.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Curling Irons, they're always hot and they're always in your hair.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . High Heels, they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not all that bright.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Place Mats, they only show up when there's food on the table.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Newborn Babies, they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Crystal, some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Dry Cleaners, most work fast and leave no ring.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you.
MEN ARE LIKE . . . Toilets, the best ones are taken, the others are full of crap. |
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