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mary poppins on crack! and p.orn? oh my!

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By silentlyscreams Send DollMailSend EmailVisit WebsiteYIM
Created: 2008-03-09 10:46:26 All stories by silentlyscreams
Mary Poppins on crack? Ok, that would be awesome but it'd never happen. For obvious reasons that all revolve around Disney's 'drug free and completely clothed' ideals. And for those of you who do not know, there are no naked babes here, and for those of you not into that, there aren't any naked guys either. Sorry. But now you know.

Anywhoo...

So, yea, despite my strong resolve and whatnot, I got bored and I'm back biiiiiiiitches.

Sorry, that's not a nice thing to say.

You're all beautiful, wonderful women who could do anything you want if you put your minds to it. Even when half of you forget to breathe. And Katee. Yeah... I don't know what she wants to be but she CAN'T DO IT!

...

Ignore that. I didn't mean it.

Well, at least the part about Katee.

Um, so yeah. This morning, for no real reason other than Aubre poked my ribs, I was wondering what you guys who actually LIKE this site could do to improve it. I'm only here for my friends. Cuz, dolls don't appeal to me. [I burned my sister's Barbies when I was six. Major accomplishment.]

SO... That's it. You have to come up with some random thought/idea/really stupid thing to keep all the cool people from drifting away..

And yes, I guess I'm back?

That sucks...

























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[Your response is critical. I mean it. I care about your opinions...]





















[...especially the dumb ones...]
  

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SUNSHINEkid_

19/Female
United Kingdom
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Posted On: March 18, 2008
Aaah what the fuuuuck

i commented your quitting one like two seconds ago.

OMFG

SHIIT

I DID NOT SAY ID WRITE STORIES IF YOU CAME BACK.

I DIDNT DIDNT DIDNT.

and i wont!!!

xxx

El.
luvieness

21/Female
Zimbabwe
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Posted On: March 17, 2008
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Nate's been here!
designing_till

14/Female
Riverview, FL
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Posted On: March 9, 2008
crazyness.

silentlyscream

19/Male
Bemiss, GA
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Posted On: March 9, 2008
Reason this may be on Most Popular: Because people click on random things and this was one of them..
Scythe

103/Female

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Posted On: March 9, 2008
HOLYFUUCKINGMOTHEROFPEARL!

You can say cocaine on this site.

± Scythe
Scythe

103/Female

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Posted On: March 9, 2008
Mary Poppins sells me cocaine!

o_O

I have that written on my wall.

Or I used to before I painted it.

± Scythe
CinnamonDragon

17/Female
Madagascar
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Posted On: March 9, 2008
.... I spell 'Should' wrong ....
CinnamonDragon

17/Female
Madagascar
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Posted On: March 9, 2008
TDP shoud have more contests (or other things to do) , different background and stuff, annnnd... the thing where it blocks your comment has to go. It's annoying. Really annoying. Um, was that even what you wanted to hear? (or know, whatever.)

If it wasn't go on a delete this comment.
silentlyscream

19/Male
Bemiss, GA
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Posted On: March 9, 2008
Yeah, all of the layouts creep me out. It's a lamp thingy. Like the thingy from Aladdin? Yeah. Why? It makes no sense. I'd love it if Jessica gave us a choice over more things.
X_Straitjacket

18/Female
Canada
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Posted On: March 9, 2008
Shiiit . YOU WERE GONE ?!

Well , I'm glad you're back . :-)

Too bad TDP suucks ar.se now .

Also too bad I can't bring myself to say "fuuck it." and leave .

I think TDP needs a whole fan-fiction story section . Because there's a shiit load of fan-fiction crowding up the original story section .

And a section where the little ones can write stories , then comment on them , while pretending they didn't write the story .

I still don't get why they do that .

And , of course , a new , less stoopid layout .
Pink_Luver244

22/Female
Baltimore, MD
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Posted On: March 9, 2008
MY comment messed up
Pink_Luver244

22/Female
Baltimore, MD
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Posted On: March 9, 2008
I think we should get rid of that evil premium thing because its not worth I agree with

~Ashley~
Maddie705

17/Female
Willowick, OH
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Posted On: March 8, 2008
I would light new fonts and layouts.Because italics and bolds should be used.

*Holds up shotgun*
MisZ_d3mEAn0R

17/Female
Los Gatos, CA
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Posted On: February 24, 2008
The layout must go. It's rather fugly. We should be able to use HTML, because being dweebish is my number one hobby. I like Scythe's idea for a "dumbshiit" section--over half the stuff in the story section would be dumped in there. Someone should weeed out all the shhitty stories, scold the authors, and demand three page hand-written apologies. And Jessica should get rid of that evil premium thing. I refuse to pay a cent!!
kklover9

20/Female
Yugoslavia
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Posted On: February 24, 2008
I want italics, bold, underline, and because I'm cool, strikethrough.

Colors.

New layout.

And everything that you said Nater.
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