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Hi, my name is C.T.L.R
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 | The Little Freaks--'The Slaying of Edward' |
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 5 with 2 vote(s)
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| Created: 2009-04-04 20:03:05 |
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This will star lovely Edward Cullen.
;]
I'm going to go ahead and warn you that if you are a Edward Cullen lover it would be wise to leave now.
[X]
Rose: *breathes oddly*
Laury: *hesitates* Carrot...?
Carrot: I'm on it.
TW: *giggles* Rose sounds all weird.
Edward: I wrote my wife, Bella, a lullaby the first day I met her. She used to smell really good, but then she became all marble hard like me and smelt like shiit but we kept on having se'x because we couldn't stop. We didn't even have to pee.
Rose: STOP TALKING YOU HOMOSEXUAL.
Edward:...you know what happened between me and Jacob?
*Everyone stares at Edward*
Jack: You did WHAT?
Rose: Jack--get away.
Jack: Sorry.
Horror: *makes whatever noise a giraffe makes*
Jacob Black: EDWARD RAPPED ME.
Everyone: O_____O
Rose: *screams and pounces on Edward*
*Everyone watches as Jacob turns into a wolf and helps*
Rose: *laughs like a maniac* Give me your lighter Laury!
*Laury shoves lighter into Rose's hand*
*Rose sets Edward on fire and pulls out her light saber*
TW: Rose! Noooo! Not your light saber!
Rose: *cackles and slashes Bella's head off*
*Laury giggles randomly and throws Bella into Edwards flames*
*Rose and Laury double over with random laughing*
Jacob: Where the hell did Bella come from?
Carrot and TW: I'm not sure...
Horror: Meow.
Carrot, TW, and Jacob: Okay?
Horror: I got it right!
Jack: You're a story late.
Horror: Jack you ruin every thing.
Jack: Just one of the services I offer.
Obama: Muffins
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