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May the Fleas of a 1000 Camels Infest Your Armpits

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By Ruby_Siouxsie Send DollMail
Created: 2009-06-24 04:21:46 All stories by Ruby_Siouxsie
My sibling stopped bathing. Yes. I have the oddest feeling it's so that she'll get all greasy and will be able to style her hair without products (coincidentally like Robert FATtinson in twilight-- apparently). So, she smells really nasty. And she's one of those little verging-on-puberty kids that look dirty even if they shower twice a day.

>___>

And yes, it is that bad. Because she smells HORRIBLE. Not even exagerating. From her neck to her bellybutton smells like a big mac, her face smells like dirt and shiit, her hair smells like bacon, from her bellybutton to her knees-- well... From her knees to her feet she smells like a mixture of garbage and long dead fish. Not long fish that are dead, regular fish that have been dead for a while. And her room and the office (her lurking grounds) reek of all her smells put together... and everything she touches gets a gnarly layer of greasy stuff on it.

yes.

so that's not so great.

And I've got no reason whatsoever to lie to you people. So I don't bother with that--

TAKE MY WORD-- stay FAR FAR FAR away from my sister.

unless you come bearing soap cookies.

Then do so.
  

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Ruby_Siouxsie

19/Female
Belgium
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Posted On: June 24, 2009
At least he washed everything other thatn his hair.

my sister washes nothing.

I'll give Pattinson that.

XD
Horrors

105/Male
Broken Arrow, OK
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Posted On: June 24, 2009
DAMMNIT.

⌈Horrors⌉
Horrors

105/Male
Broken Arrow, OK
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Posted On: June 24, 2009
Don't diss on the Pattinson.

He's more rightous than you'll evar be.

⌈Horrors The Twimom⌈
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