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Hi, my name is Cricket x3

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Lies About Cricket![Maybe perhaps stolen from Xue]

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Created: 2008-01-18 22:27:23

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Le Gaspes! [xD] Making my own thanggg. That I copied from Xue/Horrors to all of you 'aquaintences' that don't know her real millionth name that I like the most. ANYWAY. Considering the fact that I can't think up an original thought in this area of thought-a-tood, I have decided to take the work of such Great Other Section heroines [Or heros] as said in THIS post! And so-on-and-so-forth with the great words and profoundity [is that a word?] Myeh. On forth with great lies!

LIES ABOUT MEH DOOOODS =]

I LOVE Emiril! BAM KICK IT UP A NOTCH! *twitches* And I DO NO want to strangle him with a phone cord xD

I hate Pepsi.

I have never collected Littlestpetshop O___O

I have never PLAYED with Littlestpetshop O___O

I have never named my Littlestpetshop cat AFTER my real cat O___O

I have never had a nail grow naturally over two inches long on my finger.

I fon't use the words "Your Mom", or "Your face" too much.

I never dreamed of becoming a professional chef at age 3.

I LOVEEEE HORSES! I WANT TO HUG THEM AND KISS THEM AND RIDE THEM AND BRUSH THEIR SILLLLKY MANES!

I never sat and thought up death threats against random people involving sporks, phones, pencil sharpeners, envelope openers, hot glue guns, brooms, etc. etc.

I have NEVER EVER EVER gone shirtless, hiked up my underwear, stuffed the front with barbie clothes, put my hair up in a bun, and pretended to be a sumo wrestler at age 5.

I have never regretted doing the above statement AGAIN at age 6.

O___O

I do not know where the unla, radius, humerus, phalanges, metrocarpals, metrotarsals, sternum, pelvis girdle, or fibula are located.

I deny the fact that Miley [Stewart] is an idiot. Because she is 15, and had to make up a song to remember answers that I just learned yesterday. I am NOT in 7th grade. She is NOT in 9th.

Idiot.

I never wanted 12 children.

I do still want that many.

I stil DO NOTl go on Club Penguin.com O___O [cricketcutie dears xD]

Your all SO NOT jealous of me.

I did not nearly burst into tears when Kit got booted off of Project Runway last night. *sniffle*

Ima NOT going to go eat a poptart now!

MWAH!

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Xx_DelicateScr

17/Female
Russia
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Posted On: January 27, 2008
when I first looked at this I thought it said 'Lies About My Cricket' then I was like WTF? Then I re-read it and it said 'Lies About Cricket'

Not funny, I know.

You dislike ponies?!

I shall send my whole army of power-puff ninja ponies after you! *muahahahahahaha!*

-

Delicate

XxXandieloveXx

20/Female
Zimbabwe
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Posted On: January 27, 2008
I swear, telling about yourself is becoming the new Harry Potter fanfics.

Everyone's doin' it! =P

That didn't...sound...right.

But yeah! It's kinda strange.

And then someone calls that person fake cuz they said something that sounds untrue but really is true and the other person gets mad. And thus, we have a stupidity cycle occurring.

CinnamonDragon

17/Female
Madagascar
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Posted On: January 18, 2008
You don't like horses...??? I love horses. And bats. And wolves and- Sorry, forget I said anything.

~Cin

CRIMESCENE_

17/Female
United Kingdom
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Posted On: January 18, 2008
Grrr.

POPTARTS. WALMART. TACOS. CHUCK NORRIS.

All these American things that I'll never, ever know about.

And.

HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PONIES AND PEPSI? :/

< 3

± Bones

Horrors

105/Male
Broken Arrow, OK
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Posted On: January 18, 2008
I feel like COURTNEY! YESSSSS! -parties-

Other section heroines? ...Muahahahaha...

Okayyzee.

The one with the sumo wrestler was fuucking awesome. XDD

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