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I'm so bored. Here's some shakespere :]

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By designing_till_fab Send DollMail
Created: 2009-07-01 14:47:15 All stories by designing_till_fab
Wrong Section.

: [ I know.

Well how about some shakespere. Otay, I made this one up.

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Though thy have bodeth for oh so longeth. Notheing but randometh to be doneth. For thou shalt not sayeth my nameth. For it shall melt in your moutheth. toasteth. My nameth be. "Toasteth".

Child. Art thou stupideth. I said nno sayeth my nameth.

Don't thou understandeth?

My nameth stay sacred.

For I am delicious.

Mindeth my deliciousnes. Go on stupideth child say my nameth one more timeth.

"Tooooooooaaaaaassssssssttttttteeeeeehhhhh"

*smacks child*

You stupideth.

That was a testeth

Thou shalt not say my nameth.

---Lesson---

Thou shalt not ever speaketh thy Toasteth master's nameth.

Ameneth.

--

Here's another, kinda long.

My child, thou shalt not dress like a cheeseburger anymoreth.

For I am the Burger"King"

*Child takes off burger suit*

Good child. Now handeth me thou suit, and put on some clothes.

*Child hands Burger"King" the suit.*

Thanketh you my sweet child. Now run alongeth now.

-an hour later

"Burger"King" Whateth are you doing you stupideth nincompoop."

"Taketh off my burger suit noweth, and stop dancing like a ballerina!"

*Child smacks King.*

"That was a testeth"

*Child mumbles and walks out of palace*

"I've trickedeth him noweth"

-With a boom, the burger suit explodes, and the Burger"King's" Crown fell onto the child head.

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Lesson:

Don't ever let a King dance like a ballerina in a cheeseburger suit

:]
  

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Fusion_Angel

20/Female
De Leon Springs, FL
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Posted On: July 3, 2009
I love Shakespeare, but you gotta keep it classic!
designing_till

14/Female
Riverview, FL
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Posted On: July 2, 2009
Woooooo! Most popular AGAIN! :]

Happy me.

*skips away singing*
xXYoung_EmoXx

104/Female
Sanford, FL
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Posted On: July 2, 2009
Worng section hun, i thought it was very entertaining.
Skully_boo

18/Female
United Kingdom
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Posted On: July 2, 2009
that was realy funny
lilmizqt

20/Female
United Kingdom
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Posted On: July 2, 2009
Pahah. That madeth me laugh. Eth.

twilight_crazy

17/Female
Tahlequah, OK
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Posted On: July 1, 2009
LOL that was amazingly funny!
tootse

33/Female
Canada
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Posted On: July 1, 2009
designing_till

14/Female
Riverview, FL
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Posted On: July 1, 2009
Lol.

ORii Your hilarious.

Don't worry it was only easy to write it because the music I was listening to took up all the spinny brainish stuff from the "eths"

:]

-DTF
Horrors

105/Male
Broken Arrow, OK
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Posted On: July 1, 2009
HOHOHOHO THAT WAS JUST HIZZLARIOUS.

⌈Horrors⌉
Original_scree

20/Female
Zionsville, IN
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Posted On: July 1, 2009
T___T I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't get through it. As soon as "eth" started appearing at the end of every word my head started spinning. I expect I would have thought it was funny if not for that...

Poor Shakespeare. People make fun of him because he talked funny, but it's not his fault at all...it was the style at the time. Like those weird ruffle-y collars and tights.

XDDD.

--0Rii

horseygal771

32/Female
Sharpsburg, GA
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Posted On: July 1, 2009
very interesting and creative

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