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20 things I'm not aloud to do-

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By flying_waffles Send DollMailSend EmailICQAIMYIM
Created: 2009-08-09 18:44:05 All stories by flying_waffles
I wrote this one day when I got bored and couldn't stop thinking about Star wars. I don't care if you don't like Star wars. I do. so if you don't then just click the back button on your computer screen and read a Twilight parody. 'Cause I don't like it when every one is doing the same thing. xD so I'm going to liven things up by doing something nerve raacking and original. So hopefully you'll enjoy this. : ]

I'll probably write some more of these about Harry Potter and Twilight.

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Things I’m not aloud to do aboard the Death Star

1. I will not dress up like Harry Potter and scream, “EXPECTO PATRONUM!” at the passersby of Storm Troopers and Pilots

2. I will pay better attention and not lean against the ‘Open air-lock button’ by accident in an overly-populated hanger bay

3. Painting the Storm Trooper’s armor pink is inappropriate

4. I will not make funny faces in the reflection of my helmet/and-or at Pilots/Storm Troopers/ or Darth Vader

5. I will not chase Storm Troopers down the corridors screaming the code of conduct even though I am thoroughly disobeying it by doing so.

6. I will not blow loud raspberries when ever Grand Moff Tarkin, The Emperor, or Darth Vader is speaking.

7. Mooning the pilots in the hanger bay is inappropriate

8. I will not call Pizza Hut and ask them to deliver my pepperoni pizza to the hanger bay

9. I will follow the dress code and note wear neon yellow skinny jeans over my pilot’s uniform

10. I will not sneak up on people and do my impression of Darth Vader.

11. Telling the Emperor to go fall in a dirty toilet is rude.

12. I will not sing the Imperial march loudly when ever Darth Vader walks by.

13. I will not call Darth Vader ‘Annie’

14. Announcing ‘I have to pee’ loudly in the hanger bay is inappropriate

15. I will not host wild parties in the hanger bay or host a chugging contest. (Who ever drinks the most punch wins!)

16. I will not scream ‘Bingo’ when ever I shoot down a target in target practice

17. Laughing at some one when ever Darth Vader yells at them is very rude

18. I will not dye Darth Vader’s cape neon pink

19. I will not skip down the corridors to the meeting room singing ‘Follow the Yellow brick road’

20. I will not aim spitballs at Grand Moff Tarkin in a meeting while he is speaking

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This has been A Tia production

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mwahahaha. I think this is stupid but I like it. Xd

SWIIISSSSSHHHH!

*Mrs. Malfoy*
  

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awardwinningau

16/Female
Liechtenstein
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Posted On: December 23, 2009
I love the one about calling Vader "Annie." One that you could add is: I will not call the Emperor "Palpy" (like Chancellor Palpatine, haha, i know, i'm a scream.) Anyway, good job.
toria0928

20/Female
GA
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Posted On: December 23, 2009
ha ha! i wouldn't be surprised if D.V. just slapped her accross the face
roxzysweet

15/Female
Canada
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Posted On: October 26, 2009
OMFG! I think ur old enough but make a book! Your so funny! Even though I barly know u O__o

-Rita Lynn
saikalera_dook

17/Female
Australia
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Posted On: October 26, 2009
You've probably heard/read this so many times you do not really care, but that was absolutely hilarious!

And I was having a really bad day.

PS. My name's Tia, too!
GeEz_iTs_me

102/Female
United Kingdom
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Posted On: October 1, 2009
And GothicGirl, you have no right to correct a spelling mistake. I'm not having a go at you, I'm just telling you it's not polite; I bet you've made a spelling mistake. I'm way younger than you, and even I know it's rude to correct a spelling mistake while you've made a spelling mistake at least THREE TIMES this year, duh.

Tia Richards.
GeEz_iTs_me

102/Female
United Kingdom
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Posted On: October 1, 2009
I have never watched a single ''Star Wars'' film in my entire life, but I love it so much. It cheered me up from feeling ill, thanks a lot.

Tia Richards
Sk8kerGirl

104/Male
Canada
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Posted On: August 14, 2009
OMG I LOVE STAR WARS AND THAT LOL
cutie_pie9

103/Female
Saint Charles, MD
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Posted On: August 10, 2009
lol, I do not watch star wars but I did understand it

My dad watches it sometimes.

Very funny. I love it all xD
superchickfan1

21/Female
West Mountain, ID
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Posted On: August 10, 2009
lol
Eeyore_buddy

17/Female
Manawa, IA
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Posted On: August 10, 2009
I LOOOOOOOVE STAR WARS!!!!

This was hilarious!!!

Love it!!!
chickiepoo71

19/Female
CA
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Posted On: August 9, 2009
haha that was hilarious!

do more (:

i'm off to read the other one!

five stars, btw (:
h0lysht_x

101/Female
Italy
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Posted On: August 9, 2009
ME LOVE iT!

STAR WARS iS AWESOME BABY!
X_silent_dawn_

17/Female
Ashville, OH
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Posted On: August 9, 2009
teehee

*Mrs. Cullen*
flying_waffles

18/Female
Ashville, OH
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Posted On: August 9, 2009
... wow. it is? *looks at title*

craap...

I just wrote the other one with the same title...

-.-

ah well.

*Mrs. Malfoy*
gothicgirl1

21/Female
United Kingdom
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Posted On: August 9, 2009
^__^

Funny, I love Star Wars.

*aloud isn't spelled that way, it's spelled allowed.

Just so you know....

-andsie-
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