Oxymorons
 

i'm sure most of all of you (there's a nice one there) have learned or at least heard of oxymorons...if you have not, i do not want to leave you out in this game....an oxymoron is putting two opposites together...like....jumbo shrimp, shrimp are small, not jumbo, therefore, it is an oxymoron...*applause* oh thank you, thank you, you have learned something today...now onto the game....
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you can post any oxymoron you want, and you can make it up.
thats something you cant do every day....but i will do a real one...

diet ice-cream

I've a couple:
military intelligence
pretty ugly

silent scream :o

The living dead.

Microsoft Works :twisted:

^ lol!
hmmmm.....aha!
freezer burn :)

Eeeer....

Forward retreat. :S

definitly maybe

Never will.

found missing