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Hellboy: You're in love. Have a beer.
Abe: My body is a temple. HB: Well now it's an amusement park. Just drink it. Abe: But the glandular imbalance- HB: Blue. Just drink it. - Hellboy 2: The Golden Army I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool |
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Just thought of another one, also from Farscape only it's the movie.
John Crichton: Is there anything I can do to help? Aeryn Sun: Oh, I think you've done enough already. If this was a Sebacean child, a pure one, it would've been born long ago. So how long is this going to take? JC: Well, on Earth it can last days. AS: ...I have killed men for less. "I have always valued my lifelessness." ~Tik Tok (Return to Oz)
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I know it's been awhile since the last post, but...these two are just too funny not to share.
It's from a movie called Nothing (a.k.a.: one of the most hilarious movies of all time). Andrew: Maybe we slipped into another dimension. Dave: There has to be something to eat. Andrew: Like through a portal or something. Dave: There's nothing to eat! Andrew: A space-time continuum. Dave: Where's the food? Andrew: A black hole, or a red dwarf. Time warp! Maybe we fell into some sort of time warp. Abducted! Yes! Maybe that's it, we were abducted by aliens! [Dave is babbling insanely on the floor and assembling a trap out of the garbage can] Andrew: And they've taken us back to their planet and put us in some kind of zoo with a sign that said, "Don't feed the humans," which is crazy, because we'll die, and who's gonna want to go to the zoo to see two dead humans? Unless they're going to eat us, but why wouldn't they want to fatten us up before the slaughter? Unless they're feeding us, and we just don't know it! Or they're not feeding us and they're just waiting and watching to see how we'll react, what we'll do! What are you doing? Dave: I'm making a trap! Andrew: For what? Dave: The food! The food, you idiot, the food! Dave: We can't be dead. We have cable. "I have always valued my lifelessness." ~Tik Tok (Return to Oz)
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"Catches on quick, doesn't he?"
"Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're going to get. Your life however is like a box of ACTIVE GRANADES!" "Mwah! G'night everybody!" "Whoa, dumber then advertized." |
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