Weird teachers...

[princessmeplz]

My first grade teacher.

My first grade teacher was the worst.

She would always not help us kids with our work.

We were in 1ST GRADE!

She just laughed and told you to sit down.

When I finally got to second grade.

My teacher was nice.

I was thinking What The Hell Was My First Grade Teacher Doing?!

[CatTheNinja]

The weirdest teacher I've ever had was my fifth grade math/science teacher. He was probably about 6'3", and his day-to-day wardrobe consisted of these really thin, polo-ish button-up dress shirts, khaki pants and loafers. I'm serious. That's all he wore, even in the winter. And when we asked him questions, all he would say "Hmmm, what an interesting question," and wander off the other side of the class. And if that wasn't bad enough, he was mean. He wouldn't let us out of our seats, even if we needed to sharpen our pencils or something. We were planning on squirting him with water guns on the last day of school, but we all chickened out. He also had a plant named Amadeus or something like that. Everyone thought he was ghey, and he had this really weird, high pitched laugh. Also, before our class had to take a really big test or something, he would pat us on the head and say "So and so, good luck." He couldn't keep track of our papers, so one time he lost all of the assignments for the other class and they had to do them over. Another time, we brought our stuffed animals to school, and he took my friend IJ's stuffed dog away for some stupid reason. He held it under his arm and stroked it affectionately for about thirty minutes o.O And everyone hated him, except for my friend Katie. God, he was WEIRD.

[TheHayleyDoll]

Gr. 9 Science. I swear he was on drugs or something, but he was HILARIOUS. One time, he set his desk on fire using cemicals. XD And one time he was doing this electricity thing and all the lights turned out. It was so funny...

[catewilliams]

In my highschool, we had ISS, in school suspention. You go there for a class period or the whole day if a teacher sends you.

I had a sub that sent the entire class one by one there, in my study hall. The ISS teacher looked at us funny when one by one at 5 minute intervals, an entire class came. He sent us all back up and called the admin to see what the hell was going on.

Some teachers!

[Elosine]

My sixth grade Language Arts/Social Studies teacher was a complete ditz. She would loose people's work, f*** up people's grades, forget things all the time, and she was mean. Plus, she would give us an assignment, but not explain to us how to do it. Then, when I would ask her how to do it, her answers were all vague and you ended up even more confused than you were before.

My seventh grade Language Arts/Social Studies teacher was awesome. Sometimes she brought cookies for the class (like when we were watching a video about France she gave us all these yummy chocolate covered French cookies.... ), once she brought her dog to class on a half day, and she was really funny. When we were studying England and doing this project, she let us listen to the Beatles while we were working, she was never mean, either, just harsh to people who deserved it. One time, She and another teacher from across the hall were acting all ghetto. This one guy in my class asked her a question and she was all, "Fo shizzle!" (you could tell she was joking). Then she called her husband, who was a band teacher at another middle school, and was all "Holla back at me, homie!". It was on speaker phone. Plus she once rode a bicyle around the front of the classroom. It was cool. There are a million other things that made her an awesome teacher, but this post is already really long...Also, we somehow learned a lot that year...

~Nikki

[lizardlover100]

ok your guys' teachers don't even come close to my english teacher. she is the epitimy of all that is weird.

so she's a new teacher, and we walk in the classroom. there are smileyfaces everywhere and a sign that is yellow with a giant happy face that says "camp happy". i am dead serious. so she explains that she likes her classes to be happy all the time. creepy. she also informed us that she represents everyone. and also, we have reason to believe that she is buddhist. which won't go over very well in our little midwest small town. she named her son angus. who does that? not too mention her complete lack of organization. and love of edgar allen poe.

but despite the weirdness, she is my favorite teacher because she is so random and sticks up for me and my weird friends. everyone else hates her guts, but we love her. she's still weird. and sometimes not in a good way.

[ami_girl]

Well my weirdest 'teacher' was actuly a sub. school bus driver. She at one point in her life was a teacher. She was like 96 years old!!! And she kept telling us 'Be quiet!!! This is my classroom!!!! No more then a whisper!!!" Then when we were whispering she would say the same thing! She was soooo annoying. Then on the way back to my school (I am in challenge and we went to a different school for most of the day) she turned the wrong way and made a u-turn like thing. It was sooo scary because we were SO close to going downa hill and into the middle of a busy highway. Still scares me. Be careful when you have 96 year oldbus drivers!!! (She told us she was 96!!!)

I can beat that i had this teacher who would tell us to shut up while we were eating and start singing opera and she wasn't good or she would be walking and it would look like she was paying attention and hit a parked car!



i have another teacher who sings these weird songs that she makes up for example:
There's A Skunk Dead In The Middle Of The Road
My Butt Burns
The Lettuce Walking Down The Street
My Hair Is A Beehive


Now anybody who can beat that i feel sorry for you

[Aihana_]

haha I have a teacher who raises his eyebrows every like 3 seconds and it gets so distracting! and i had a teacher who would start singing to get us too be quiet and she was a really horrible singer >.>

[awesomeistic]

My current math teacher looks like Barney. I'm dead serious. Everyone in class thinks that. Also his breath smells really bad. It's a mixture of coffe, morning breath and poop. lol When he gets mad, he clenches his teeth and you can see his cheeks movin' up and down. I think it's hilarious when he does that and me and my friend always try to catcth him doin' that.