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**Miranda_** · (#1001 (**permalink**))

"And you seriously think that was a virgin birth?

Yeah, right. Mary had a fancy man on the side and figured she'd get away with it, but then she goes up the duff so she has to tell her husband 'It was an angel that did it!'"

Sarah_K_O_M · (#1002 (**permalink**))

Ivy: "Oh no, Cy. It was GOD! XD The whole idea of an immaculate conception is an oxymoron."

**Miranda_** · (#1003 (**permalink**))

"Exactly. There's only one way to get a girl pregnant, and that's by *****ing her."

Sarah_K_O_M · (#1004 (**permalink**))

Ivy: "Although there is an idea about hotubs."

**Miranda_** · (#1005 (**permalink**))

"Nah, all that hot water would kill the sperm."

Sarah_K_O_M · (#1006 (**permalink**))

"A cold bath then?"
Holly: "That'd be ironic."

**Miranda_** · (#1007 (**permalink**))

"Why?"

Sarah_K_O_M · (#1008 (**permalink**))

Holly: "Having a cold bath or shower so you didn't do anything-"
Ivy: "-and getting pregnant from it.

"

**Miranda_** · (#1009 (**permalink**))

"Well, I don't have to worry about that."

Sarah_K_O_M · (#1010 (**permalink**))

"You'd have to worry about the girl-"
"-Wanting you to do the decent thing."

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