The Enchantress {Private RP}

[Sarah_K_O_M]

"How do unicorns even have a human form? Inter-species relations?"

[Miranda_]

"It's not technically human, exactly. Just looks human. In any case, perhaps you developed an alter unicorn form, seeing as we were around for centuries before you evolved."

[Sarah_K_O_M]

Kaine thought about it.

"I doubt it."

[Miranda_]

Bane looked at him. "You would say that."

[Sarah_K_O_M]

"I just did."

[Miranda_]

"Being human, you think that humans did everything first."

[Sarah_K_O_M]

"I didn't say that. You need to stop jumping to conclusions."

[Miranda_]

"I say human form for ease of speech, but it's not a human form, it's an alter unicorn form and it evolved probably cuz it was easier to have another form to interact with humans. Humans tend to get uncomfortable when discussing things with something that goes on four hooves. Either that, or they try and get on the unicorn's back; something which can not end well."

[Sarah_K_O_M]

"Seems like something of a non-sequiter. How do you bring up 'I want to ride you like a pony' in conversation while meaning it literally?"

[Miranda_]

"You don't. All you have to do is say, 'I want to have sex with you', and then that's sorted. Only time you'd get turned down is in a case of your gender preferences not matching."