"She'd be shocked to the back teeth, cuz she'd be having a child that wasn't Odin's. And Heimdall's so wet, he'd probably be offering to take all the blame on the offchance that Odin did show up. As if."
"Yeah. I really doubt Odin made it. Even if he did, he wouldn't know Frigg did too and would probably move on anyway."
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Frigg stormed out of the bathroom, angry. "HEIMDALL!"
Heimdall came running at Frigg's shout, as always. "Yes?" He was shivering slightly, scared that he'd done something wrong, but not able to think of what.
"Oh." Heimdall went quiet as he remembered that particular evening, the one he always tried not to think of. "It was all my fault, I'll take the blame for that if Odin ever shows up."