"Thanks a lot, but that's not exactly helping. I'll probably take the first two, as escort work involves having sex with clients, and I'm not that desperate."
"Yeah, and I wouldn't want you sleeping with any other women. You shouldn't be desperate at all, seeing as you have me. I'd pick the first myself, since it's artistic and not... sexual."
"Whereas the second one is sexual, but pays more. I'll just go for both; the stri'pper job is an evening job, anyway, and the modelling job during the day."