"Exactly." Tina said. "Why, had I lost my virginity to you in the old days, the way this ended up would have been completely different." She said. Then she paused. "But, then again, you hardly ever left your post, so we might not have had a chance to do that in the first place."
"Well, most all Greek deities went in diguise." Tina said. "It's a Greek thing. Besides, if you appeared as you truly were and people found out, they got reeeaally annoying." She said, shuddering.
"I never just killed or punished a human for something like being annoying." Tina said. "No, I usually wove some spells that confused them and escaped, or sometihng along those lines."