"They could have their own party; we could book them a night at the bowling alley, or Laser Tag. No alcohol there, and they might prefer that to being around their parents."
"I thought the people in the house would be happy you found asomeone after so long." Jasper said. "And of course I want to; you're a hot blonde, but not totally brainless, and you can cook, and I've yet to learn what else."