Misheard Lyrics anyone? *warning: You may split your sides*
 

Found this at The Gathering (long story) and just had to post it here!

My brother thought this about a line in So Cold by Breaking Benjamin.

Actual: Show me how defenseless you really are
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What he heard: Show me how the ferns live you really are.

OMG! I do that a lot, too! Like, in this Evanescence song, Farther Away:

Actual: I see you there, farther away.

What I thought it was: I see you there, by the rain.

Hey! She kind of muffled that part, where she said Farther Away!

The Stupid Lyrics site messed up Billie's awesome part in Holiday where he disses George Bush!

What they said:
Seek out to the president gasbag
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel tower
who criticized your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass man
Kill all the f*ags that don't agree
Triumph by fires, sinning buyers
Is that a way that's meant for me
Just cause
Just cause because we’re all ok

Actual:
"The Represenative from California has the floor"
Zeig Hail to the President Gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel Tower
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass man
Kill all the f*ags that don't agree
Trials by fire, setting fires
Is not a way that's meant for me!
Just cause
Just cause we're outlaws, yeah!


IDIOTS!

^:lol:

This one person I know at TG said this about Smash Mouth's All-Star:

Actual: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me(?)
Heard:


Somebody once told me the world was pepperoni.

Mmmm.. pepperoni..

http://www.kissthisguy.com has loads of misheard lyrics. :lol: I look at the liner notes whenever I can, but some bands don't have them! :o

Kylie Minogue

Actual - I can tell what you're thinking...
Heard - I can smell what you're drinking...

Silent_Wolf - Mmm, pepperoni!

Pink Floyd-Another Brick in the Wall
Actual: We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control.
Heard: We don't need no education, we don't need no birth control.

X.x; I had heard the Korn version and that's what it sounded like...so I was singing it and my dad heard me. He found it pretty amusing. --;

The one about the Eiffel Tower was actually pretty close, just off by one teensy letter.

What I thought of Bring me to Life by Evanescence

Actual:

How can you see into my eyes like open doors
Leading you down into my core
Where I've become so numb
Without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up) Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up) Before I come undone
(Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up) Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up) Before I come undone
(Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All of this time, I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark, but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up) Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up) Before I come undone
(Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Bring me to life
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What I thought before reading the lyrics:

Oh can you see into my eyes like open doors
Leading you down into my core
Will we be closer? No?
Without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there, I need it back home

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up) Bit my blood to run
(I can't wake up) Before I come undone
(Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up) Bit my blood to run
(I can't wake up) Before I come undone
(Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
I've been living a lie
There's nothing outside
Bring me to life

Falling inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the lie among the breaaaddd (:lol:)

All of this time, I can't believe I couldn't see
Right in the dark, but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Cowboys with battlesword! (Wtf?)
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up) Bit my blood to run
(I can't wake up) Before I come undone
(Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Bring me to life
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Gosh, I was sooo wrong on some parts! "Cowboys with battlesword"? O.O

Once I was in a car with a friend when Pink Floyd's "Behind Blue Eyes" came on the radio. As I joke, I said "Is this that song about Batman?" He actually got kinda mad! I had to tell him I was just kidding.
There's a lyric in the song that goes "No one knows what it's like to be the bad man." It kinda sounds like "No one knows what it's like to be the Batman."
My friend loves his Pink Floyd! :lol:
He also loves his Rolling Stones. He once got a bit snappy when I messed up the lyrics to "Sympathy for the Devil".

There's this one song by Meat Loaf called "One More Kiss" that has the lyric "children of the night". To me, it sounds like he's singing "chickens of the night". Vampiric poultry, anyone? (Meat usually enunciates, so that's unusual.)

Rob thomas? not to sure. anyway

Actual: Open up to me, as you do your Girlfriends

heard: Open up to me, let me do your Girlfriends

I remember thinking, is this guy some kind of perv?