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04-13-2008, 08:27 PM
omg i hate it when it happens. and my friends and i play sleepover american idol and i get the lyrics wrong and there like U FAIL! and go all simon cowell on me.
like a long time ago i sang this ain't a scene it's and arms race and i sang: ITS A CAPTINS ARM RACE but it was actually ITS A GOD ****ED ARM RACE. i got a great laugh out of it though     
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07-13-2008, 12:01 PM
Disturbed's Enough:
Actual: When they're broken, and lost everything They're so much easier to lead What I heard: When they're broken, and lost everything They taste like cheesy marinade I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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09-13-2008, 09:30 PM
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - P!atd
Actual: So testoaterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close What I heard: So distasteral boys and hott little girls will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes  baby, you got me. ♥
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09-13-2008, 09:37 PM
PCD - When I grow up.
Actual: When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive fast cars, I wanna have groupies. Heard: When I grow up I wanna see the word, drive bad cars, I wanna have b'oobies. XD  [Visit my dA]
[Visit my website] [Buy one of my Pokemon shirts (some designs above) here!] ^ also browse my new MLP tees!
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09-13-2008, 09:54 PM
This isn't one of mine, but one a friend did just recently. We were at the pub last night, and Sister Sledge's "We Are Family" came on.
Real lyric: We're giving love in a family dose Friend's version: We're making love in a Femidom I practically spat out my drink, I was laughing so hard.  
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09-18-2008, 01:13 AM
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09-18-2008, 06:09 AM
That's what I thought it was, too. XD
Sound of Madness by Shinedown Actual: Yeah, I get it, You're an outcast. Always under attack. Always coming in last, Bringing up the past. No one owes you anything. I think you need a shotgun blast, A kick in the ass, So paranoid. . . Watch your back!! Heard: Yeah, I get it, You're an outcast. Always under attack. Always coming in last, Picking up the pass. No one showed you anything. I think you need a hotgun fast, A kick in the ass, So paranoid. . . Watch your back!! I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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09-21-2008, 10:22 AM
Nightwish - Amaranth
Green = Real Red = Misheard Caress the one; the never-faiding rain in your heart; -> Carrots that wander, never-fading, raiding your heart, the tears of snow white sorrow. -> and Jesus' snow-white Zorro. Caress the one the hiding amaranth in a land of the daybreak. -> Carrots that wander hiding M&M's in a lamb. Arthur they bray.  Avatar doll: xM Siggy Doll: Antimaie
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09-21-2008, 10:31 AM
... What, the heck. XD That's hilarious, Izzy!
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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