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01-06-2008, 02:10 PM
Alanis Morrisette:
Actual: And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know Heard: And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know Well. A cross eyed bear is a pretty lousy gift ^_^     
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01-14-2008, 06:06 PM
Master Passion Greed by Nightwish.
Actual: Who the hell are you to tell me What to do, why to do, why bother Leech in a mask of virtue Such waste to ever think of you again Hey Judas your Christess was our love Hit-and-run, your will be done! Never sorry, Never Wrong More, more, more more more mroe Heard: Who the fell are you to sell me What to do, when to do, why bother Screech in a mask of birch pew Such taste to never think of you to gain Hey Judas, your priestess was our love Fit-and-sun, you're Will, be fun! Never sorry, Never Thong Sore, sore, sore sore sore sore ~~ How wrong was the end. XD I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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01-14-2008, 06:13 PM
Heh, I can beat that. XD This is a hilarious mistake by a mate of mine:
AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap Actual: They're dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap. Heard: They're dirty deeds and they're done with sheep. Um, hello? O.o 
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01-14-2008, 06:16 PM
That's like the Bad Moon's on the Rise song, with everyone thinking it was The Bathroom's On the Right. XD
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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01-14-2008, 06:30 PM
That actually makes more sense to me than the actual lyric; what is a bad moon, anyway? XD
More of my mate's lyrical disasters: Nickelback - How You Remind Me Actual: Living with me must have just about killed you. Heard: Eleven men must have just about killed you. Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Lady Actual: Dude looks like a lady. Heard: Doo doo like a lady. And mine... Kiss - Cold Gin Actual: My heater's broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build a fire The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah The landlord's gone, I'm down and out Heard: My head is broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build my fire The corner store allowed to rob you Delilah's gone, I'm done out They had no liner notes! 
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02-02-2008, 11:03 AM
XD
Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects Actual: And now I tried to but it's eating me apart Trace this nightmare Heard: And how I tried but it's sending me a pie Trace this nightmare XD You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison - My Chemical Romance Actual: Too much, too late, or just not enough of this Pain in my heart for your dying wish I kiss your lips again Heard: Too much, too late, or just not enough of this Painted mud for your dumb hamwich I kiss your lips again I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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03-11-2008, 08:32 PM
I was singing Creep by Radiohead when I messed up the lyrics; I felt such a fool. XD My version: Have you ever thought, I could knock you in the eye. Real version: When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye. Oops.
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