Misheard Lyrics anyone? *warning: You may split your sides*

[hoovesofthunder]

This was a recent one:

from "K.I.N.G." by Satyricon


What I heard:
earth to hottie (Ok, so it's either A: He thinks I'm hot *heart melts* and he's telling me to stop dozing off into space about him or B: He's trying to recenter himself)

Real lyrics:
earth to void (Now THAT makes more sence!)

[Elanorea]

"The Spark of Ignition" - Beautiful Sin

Actual: the spark of ignition
Heard: the spork of a kitchen

[angel_deceiver]

In Slipknot A LOT of people make mishearings of lyrics execpt for me.
For example- Wait and Bleed my friend Kyle thought he said "I felt the hate praise me kneeled down and disgrace me, inside my hell I wait and bleed"
Corey tayol ACTUAlly Is singing, "I felt the hate raise up in me kneeled down and clear the stone of leaves, I wonder out where you can't see inside my shell I wait and bleed."
Also in The Nameless Kyle thought he said "Femine cult to Pulverize" but its "Pheromone cult to terrorize."

[hoovesofthunder]

This is what my mom thought the lyrics for Mayhem's "Freezing Moon" were. Just read it, she messed up the whole song...pretty badly:

The real lyrics:
Everything here is so cold
Everything here is so dark
I remember it as from a dream
In the corner of this time
Diabolic shapes float by
Out from the dark
I remember it was here I died
By following the freezing moon
It's night again
Night you beautiful
I please my hunger
On living humans
Night of hunger
Follow it's call
Follow the freezing moon
Darkness is growing
The eternity opens
The cemetery lights up again
As in ancient times
Fallen souls die behind my steps
By following the freezing moon

What my mother heard:
Everything is avoided
Sinking into four goths
I remember it was from a dream
From this b*tch of mine (wtf?)
Dice in my head (wtf?) float by
Out from the dark
I remember it was here I died
By following the freezing moon
I like the pain
Night you stupid
I please my hunger
On peas and cucumbers
Night of thunder
Follow it's call
Follow the freezing moon
God bless, it's snowing
The eternity opens
The sun remarks faces
As he f***s his mom(WTF?!)
Four of us die behind my steps
By following the freezing moon

Just listen to that song. It's very easy to mishear it with the vocal delivery.

[samanthaclause]

I dunno what it's called, I just hear it on the radio a lot.
Actual - let's step up outta hear
Heard - hippopotomous

[alabamablonde13]

I know someone who heard this on the song Losing My Religion

Let's pee in the corner
Let's pee in the spot,I'm losing my religion

It actually goes

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spot,I'm losing my religion

XD

[mylovedove]

soulja boy crank that
lyrics now watch
what i heard dow waa (in my language it means hurts so much)

[Silent_Wolf]

Path Vol. 2 - Apocalyptica feat. Sandra Nasic

Actual:

I want to live in fire
with all the taste I desire
it’s all good if you let me dive
with some sharks on the ground

What I heard:

I want to LIST in fire
With all the PASTE I desire
It's all BOOD (wtf?) if you let me DIE
With some SPARKS on the FLY

... Haha. XD

[grooveygirl10]

this whole thread is making me laugh. anyway, once my friend was listening to "Life's What You Make It" by Hannnah Montana, and she messed up one tiny little detail

Heard:

life's what you make it so let's make it right.

Actual:

life's what you make is so let's make it rock.

let's make it right hardly even makes sense...my stupid friend

[Doctorwho_gal]

Not a mixed up lyric but for a while I thought Akon was called Acorn.
xD