Misheard Lyrics anyone? *warning: You may split your sides*

[Izzy_zy_Rocker]

Originally Posted by Izzy_zy_Rocker

Another Nightwish song, Bye Bye Beautiful


Finally the hills are without eyes, they are tired of painting a dead man's face red with their own blood. - Finally the thrills are without ice, they are tired of painting a d!ck man's ***** red with they own broad. (wtf?)

They used to love, having to much to lose. Blink you're eyes jsut once and see everything in ruin. - The use to laugh, having so mush too loose. Blink, you're wise, Justin, and see: everything is ruined.

Then the chorus was pretty audible, and I messed up at the second verse.

Jacob's ghost for the girl in white. Blindfold for the blind. Dead siblings walking the dying earth. - Ga.y cop's dosed were too girly. White lie, four for the blinded. Stephen Hawking's the tie in birth.

Noose around a choking heart. Eternity torn apart. Slow toll now the funeral bells. - Moose allround, they're choking. Hard it turns and it's all apart. So tall, bow to funeral gels.

This is what I heard, seriously.

f.e.c.e.s is a swearword?
But it's such a scientific word! it's not like I said $hit or anything.

[XxXCookies_R_MineXxX]

in the theme song to Shreck the movie when hes taking a shower and brushing his teeth and what not i heard a couple.

Actual: with the shape of an L on her forehead
Heard: and a short bearded elf on her forehead

and another one is

Actual:Hey now your a rock star put the show on and get paid
heard: hey now your a p*rn star take your clothes off and get la*d!

the last one is kinda inappropriate but freaking funny!

Originally Posted by Miranda_

Heh, I can beat that. XD This is a hilarious mistake by a mate of mine:

AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap

Actual: They're dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Heard: They're dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.

Um, hello? O.o

OMFG! that is so Effin funny!

oh this one is sooooo flippin funny!

Come clean by Hillary Duff

actuall: Im shedding, shedding every color

heard: im s'hitting, s'hitting every color


OMFG!

[megan_burr]

My mum, when she was a kid, thought that Simon and Garfunkles "Bridge over Troubled Water" went like this -

Actual - Bridge over Troubled water
Thought - Bridge over Tub Of water

[CH4CHii_B_dAt_CHiCK]

whatever you like-t.i


what i thought: stacks on d.ick, patrion on mice
actual: stacks on deck ,patron on ice

[Silent_Wolf]

Who's Your Daddy - Lordi

Actual:

OH! Yeahyeahyeahyeah
All The Vixens Stand In Line
Waiting For My Fright Night
Be The New Flesh For The Sacrifice

Screaming Out The Mating Call
I've Become The Lord Of Love

I Break Your Will
I'll Break Your Will For Good
I Treat You Like A Brute

Heard:

OH! Yeahyeahyeahyeah
All The Fishes Stand In Line
Waiting For My Prime Night
Be The New Farm For The Sacrifice

Screaming Out The Mating Call
I've Become The Lord Of Lore/LOL

I Break Your Will
I'll Break Your Will For Good
I Treat You Like A Bruise

[sexxibabi3gurll]

Leavin-Jesse McCartney

You make me wanna take you out on a panty raid

Real deal: You make me wanna take you out and let it rain

haha

[squeaky_clean_betch]

Nightwish - Wishmaster

Heard:
Monster
Avensis
Hard core
7 seagulls
Oreo
This Eiffel
In me
The witch monster

Actual:
Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

[xM]

Underoath- The Only Survivor Was Miraculously Unharmed

Heard- Someone has shut me up
tied me to a bed
they knocked me up, knocked me up.

lol.

Actual- Someone has sown me shut
And tied me to a bed
They locked me up, locked me up.

[Miranda_]

This is one I heard at work; a girl was singing along to Hallelujah, which had just come on the radio. The way she was singing it made me laugh. xD

Song: It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah
Girl's version: it's a cold and it's a drunken hallelujah

Yep, she really thought those were the lyrics. XD

[squeaky_clean_betch]

Originally Posted by Miranda_

This is one I heard at work; a girl was singing along to Hallelujah, which had just come on the radio. The way she was singing it made me laugh. xD

Song: It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah
Girl's version: it's a cold and it's a drunken hallelujah

Yep, she really thought those were the lyrics. XD

xD i thought those where lyrics too >_<