Things I Learned From Disney Movies - 03-12-2010, 08:20 AM
Or rather, lies. XD Feel free to add to the list.
* Regular air will make balloons float.
* All pretty people are good, and all ugly people are evil.
* Men spontaneously sing romantic love songs.
* All women have great hair.
* True love conquers all and the good guys always win.
* You can only be happy or be considered pretty if you're thin.
* Everyone can randomly break out in a musical number without any rehearsing and on the spot.
* When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.
* When you kiss someone who is sleeping, they won't reflexively punch you in the head when they wake up startled.
* When someone wakes up after one hundred years asleep, their first words will not be, "Bloody hell, I'm dying for the toilet!"
* You don't need to work for what you want in life. A man will just come and save you. By the way, this only happens if you are pretty.
* To fly, all it takes is faith and trust... and a little bit of pixie dust.
* If a lion roars, it makes everything all better.
* You only get in trouble if you get caught.
* Cuddly forest creatures have complex human-like personalities.
* The person that is second in command is always evil and out to get the top dog.
* Parrots can form intelligent sentences like humans.
* Dogs like watching television shows featuring other dogs.
* Birds help you dress, rather than crap all over you.
* Elephants can fly if their ears are big enough.
03-12-2010, 01:20 PM
I love this!
*Eating teacakes and mushrooms will affect your height.
*Clean all oil lamps, on the chance there's a genie in it.
*To properly brush your hair you will need a dingle hopper fork.
*Tigers are best friends.
*Dancing with a strange man in a forest by yourself is perfectly acceptable.
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03-12-2010, 08:01 PM
*Big Disney fan*
But dude! This is pure win! XD
"Oh you're not?! Using your powers to get back at people you don't like?
Throwing the first punch?
You are more like me than you know!"
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