Things I Learned From Disney Movies - 03-12-2010, 08:20 AM
Or rather, lies. XD Feel free to add to the list.
* Regular air will make balloons float.
* All pretty people are good, and all ugly people are evil.
* Men spontaneously sing romantic love songs.
* All women have great hair.
* True love conquers all and the good guys always win.
* You can only be happy or be considered pretty if you're thin.
* Everyone can randomly break out in a musical number without any rehearsing and on the spot.
* When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true.
* When you kiss someone who is sleeping, they won't reflexively punch you in the head when they wake up startled.
* When someone wakes up after one hundred years asleep, their first words will not be, "Bloody hell, I'm dying for the toilet!"
* You don't need to work for what you want in life. A man will just come and save you. By the way, this only happens if you are pretty.
* To fly, all it takes is faith and trust... and a little bit of pixie dust.
* If a lion roars, it makes everything all better.
* You only get in trouble if you get caught.
* Cuddly forest creatures have complex human-like personalities.
* The person that is second in command is always evil and out to get the top dog.
* Parrots can form intelligent sentences like humans.
* Dogs like watching television shows featuring other dogs.
* Birds help you dress, rather than crap all over you.
* Elephants can fly if their ears are big enough.
03-12-2010, 01:20 PM
I love this!
*Eating teacakes and mushrooms will affect your height.
*Clean all oil lamps, on the chance there's a genie in it.
*To properly brush your hair you will need a dingle hopper fork.
*Tigers are best friends.
*Dancing with a strange man in a forest by yourself is perfectly acceptable.
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03-12-2010, 08:01 PM
*Big Disney fan*
But dude! This is pure win! XD
Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid."
"Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?”
03-14-2010, 12:08 PM
i have a couple other ones
*if you drink a bottle that says "drink me" you shrink
*if you eat a cake that says "eat me" you will grow
*cats can talk and vanish
*if you follow a rabbit in a waist coat you will fall down a hole into wonderland
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03-29-2010, 11:38 PM
*Strange voodoo ladies who live in the Bayou and sing songs can tell you what you need
*Stars appear out of nowhere when a firefly dies
*Shadowmen turn princes into frogs by taking their blood
*10,000 years will give you a crick in the neck
*Magic sand caves shaped like tigers will appear when a jeweled scarab beetle is placed in the sand
*Wardrobes take you to places where there are White Witches, Lions that are true kings, and stone people turn to normal when said Lion breathes on them
*You can become a princess by putting on a glass slipper
*Chipmunks have New York accents
"Are you my mummy?" "Don't blink." "Count the shadows." "Look behind you."
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