Music Jokes!

[belladoggy]

These can be theory, band jokes, choir jokes, orchestra jokes, genre jokes, anything you want as long as it has something to do with music!

Here's one: Why did the soprano get stuck outside? She didn't know when to come in and couldn't find the key.

How do you know when a drummer is at your door? The knocking keeps speeding up and slowing down.


How many clarinetists does it take to ***** in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll go through hundreds of boxes to find just the right bulb.


Without music, life would B♭

[Miranda_]

Here's a few...

A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a drummer." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?
A: A Flat Miner.

Q: Why was the drummer kicked out of the band?
A: Cuz he said, "Hey guys, I just wrote a song..."

Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?
A: The can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.

[MsShino]

Originally Posted by Miranda_

A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a drummer." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

ROTFL! OMG that's hilarious.

The only thing I could think of when I saw this was Alison Hannigan saying "This one time at band camp."