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Default A nun joke - 01-11-2012, 09:07 PM

The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns were gathered around her bed. She asked for a little warm milk to sip, so a nun went to the kitchen to warm some milk. Remembering a bottle of whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Mother drank a little, then a little more, then before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

“Mother, Mother,” the nuns cried, “Give us some wisdom before you die!”

She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and pointing out the window she said, “Don’t sell that cow!!!”


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