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07-11-2010, 12:26 PM
Here's the thread for all those funny Roses are red, Violets are blue... versions.
Here's a few I know. Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I'm dead and colourblind. And I hate you. ^Something I heard about the undead Forsaken.  Roses are red, Violets are Blue, You're a stupid cow, now MOO OFF! ^What to say to Minotaurs. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This meme fails because Violets are VIOLET, So let's get verbally violent. Roses are Red, Violets are Red, I'm seeing Red, Now run before you're dead. ^What to say to someone who's annoying you. XD If there's already a thread for this, don't hit me. XD “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant     
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07-11-2010, 12:33 PM
Here's one that I and a couple of friends sent in an anonymous Valentine to a guy who was being really up himself and irritating all of us:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Custard is thick, And so are you. By the way, in case anyone doesn't get it, "thick" is a term that means "stupid". 
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07-11-2010, 12:44 PM
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I've gotta try something like that on my english teacher. Thanks for giving me the perfect method of Vengeance. =D Here's another one. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm actually an evil Witch, And I curse you, you stupid little b*tch! Something I heard someone say during a Halloween party once. I laughed my socks off. xD “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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07-11-2010, 12:35 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses are dying The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you 
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07-11-2010, 12:42 PM
Another:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, (rude word meaning poo and starting with s) stinks, And so do you. The brackets mean a rude word, yes. XD Also: Roses are wilted, Violets are dead, The sugar bowl is empty, So I chopped off your head. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not all poems rhyme, This is one of them.
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08-14-2010, 10:10 PM
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I know, I know, I'm sorta kinda gravedigging, but I found one of Miranda's poems completely hilarious! Wish I was clever enough to think up one...Google time!: Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Happened To you?  Please have a look at my Shop! Help a girl out, keep me in mind, and share link with your friends and parents!
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