Violets are red...
 

Here's the thread for all those funny Roses are red, Violets are blue... versions.

Here's a few I know.

Roses are gray.
Violets are gray.
I'm dead and colourblind.
And I hate you.

^Something I heard about the undead Forsaken. :lol:

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You're a stupid cow,
now MOO OFF!

^What to say to Minotaurs.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
This meme fails because Violets are VIOLET,
So let's get verbally violent.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Red,
I'm seeing Red,
Now run before you're dead.

^What to say to someone who's annoying you. XD

If there's already a thread for this, don't hit me. XD

Here's one that I and a couple of friends sent in an anonymous Valentine to a guy who was being really up himself and irritating all of us:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Custard is thick,
And so are you.

By the way, in case anyone doesn't get it, "thick" is a term that means "stupid". :lol:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are dying
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

Another:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
(rude word meaning poo and starting with s) stinks,
And so do you.

The brackets mean a rude word, yes. XD Also:

Roses are wilted,
Violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
So I chopped off your head.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Not all poems rhyme,
This is one of them.

XD

I've gotta try something like that on my english teacher. Thanks for giving me the perfect method of Vengeance. =D

Here's another one.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I'm actually an evil Witch,
And I curse you, you stupid little b*tch!

Something I heard someone say during a Halloween party once. I laughed my socks off. xD

I know, I know, I'm sorta kinda gravedigging, but I found one of Miranda's poems completely hilarious! Wish I was clever enough to think up one...Google time!:

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?