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Miranda_ 06-17-2010 04:55 PM

Things you DON'T want to hear during surgery.
 
* "Better save that; we'll need it for the autopsy!"

* "Accept this sacrifice, oh Great Lord Satan!"

* "Hand me that... uh... um... thingy will you, Jim?"

* "Leave! BAD DOG! Drop it, boy!"

* "Whoops! Hey, Bob? Anyone survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

* "You know... there's great money in kidneys, and this patient has two."

* "What do you mean, he wasn't in for a sex change?"

* "I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."

* "Dammit... where did I leave my scalpel?"

* "Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."

* "Ok... sho I've had a few drinksh..." *hic!*

* "Wait a second... If this is his spleen, then what's that?"

* "Dammit, page 39 of the manual is missing!"

* "Sterile, Schmerile. The floor's clean, right?"

* "What do you mean, he's not insured?"

* "What in God's name is THAT?"

* "Ehh... it's probably sharp enough."

* "CRAP!! FIRE!! FIRE!! EVERYONE OUT!"

* "Ahh crap... the power's gone again."

* "The life support still works right?"

* "So, which leg should it have been?"

* "Whoops... someone's not going to be a dad!"

* *sound of camera* "Alright! These are going up on Facebook tonight!"

spirit_queen 06-17-2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miranda_ (Post 912074)
* "Whoops! Hey, Bob? Anyone survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

* "What do you mean, he wasn't in for a sex change?"

* "What in God's name is THAT?"

* "So, which leg should it have been?"

* "Whoops... someone's not going to be a dad!"

* *sound of camera* "Alright! These are going up on Facebook tonight!"

My faves form this joke. XD
2nd and last of this quote list are my top two.


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