Silence is Golden
 

A man recently moved into a neighborhood. He was extremely noisy about whatever he was doing, if it was trimming the hedges, doing laundry, or reading. So one day, a large, gruff man went up to him. He took out a golden gun with "Silence" written on it. Next, he took out a silver gun with "Duct Tape" written on it. He said, "Silence is golden." He said, waving the golden gun. "Duct Tape is silver." Waving the silver gun. "Well, look here-" stated the other man loudly, and the large man said "And Shut The -Beep- Up is brown." He said, and proceeded in kicking him with his brown boot.

Ah, got that one from "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver"