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09-03-2009, 01:32 PM
This thread is for hilarious responses to things that you either came up with, said, or found somewhere.
Person one: I'm not a happy camper >:[ Person two: Get a new tent >:] Teacher: Forget your experiment book again, and I'll line you up to a wall, and you know what happens then. Pupil: Yeah, then I sidestep, and your awful marksmen ruin a perfect paint job. “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant     
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09-04-2009, 11:45 AM
LOL! I've been looking so me up.
'That's the most I've ever heard you speak in a day'. "Sorry. The sloppy stew I had at lunch reminded me of your face and I didn't feel like speaking much." OR 'That's the most I've ever heard you speak in a day' 'I wish I could say the same for you.' That's all for now.
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09-04-2009, 03:17 PM
Me: ... and that's how the song goes, Jared!
Jerad: Nuh-uh! It's frying pan first, then the garbage can! Brandon:  Me: Would you just let me fini- Jerad: PARTICLE MAN, PARTICLE MAN, DOIN' THE THINGS A PARTICLE CAAAAN!!! I promptly started laughing and couldn't breathe at that point.  I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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09-04-2009, 03:21 PM
XD
Very witty, that. (asking everyone in general about forces acting in pairs) Science teacher: Okay, if I fired a shotgun, why would it hurt my shoulder? Me: Because you're holding it wrong? “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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09-05-2009, 09:19 AM
Friend: When God was giving out noses you heard roses & asked for a big red one.
Me: *PUNCH* Does that count? XD
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09-05-2009, 10:37 AM
"Sorry, but you're mistaking me for someone who actually cares."
I use that a lot. XD Also, this was at a party, when this nasty preppy skinny girl came up to me (I'm not fat, but compared to her, anyone would be to her mind); Horrible girl: You're so fat! Me: Maybe, but I can lose weight. But you can never lose the ugly. XD Burn. 
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09-05-2009, 11:31 AM
XD this is from WoW. I love my guild :'D
Guildie: How old are you? *To new recruit* New recruit: Old enough for bacon. “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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09-06-2009, 07:01 AM
Troll on Youtube: Where were we?
Me: Not sure. Youtube's pretty stupid when it comes to comments that've been replied to. Troll: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN' I lol'd. Majorly. XD I KNOW THE PIECES FIT, CAUSE I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY, MILDEWED AND SMOLDERING.
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERING, PURE INTENTION JUXTAPOSED WILL SET TWO LOVERS' SOULS IN MOTION. DISINTEGRATING AS IT GOES, TESTING OUR COMMNICATION. THE LIGHT THAT FUELED OUR FIRE THEN HAS BURNED A HOLE BETWEEN US SO WE CANNOT SEE TO REACH AN END... Tool
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