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Default 10-11-2009, 05:50 PM

I use this one a lot.

Girl: Wow! Your so fat and ugly! *Snicker*
Me: Really? That makes two of us.

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Girl: OMG! OMG! Twilight is like, so awesome!
Me: Mhm. Good to see everyone had brain damage.
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Default 11-04-2009, 11:45 AM

At school, there's this REALY anoying girl, who always said bad things about other kids. One day she came to me and started talking, for whole 5-6 minutes. Then i turned to her and said:'' Sorry, you said something, i didn't quite understand, but maybe if i learned how to talk anoying i would.'' She then turned around and went to her friends. She never anoyed me again, yaaaaaaay!
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Default 02-26-2010, 11:35 PM

Hmm I have a few...Most of them were jokes though :3

My friend: Is this seat empty?
Me: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

I tend to also tell people this one

I don't know what your problem is but it must be hard to pronounce
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Default 02-27-2010, 12:41 PM

so i was talking to a friend and this just hit me:

Friend- ... Can i be honest?
Me- What, you weren't being honest to me before?
Friend- No! I just meant-
Me- No go ahead and continue to lie to me.
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Friend- Oh you are such a doll! (smiles cutely)
Me- So you're calling me an empty headed play-thing?
Friend-........

That's what I got!
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Default 02-27-2010, 12:51 PM

Alright, I must warn you vbefore you read that this post contains a joke that's a bit... mature...
Don't say I didn't warn you!

In our government class at school the teacher was trying to get the class to say 'sedition', which means someone incited rebellion against the government. Thos joke features my teacher, Mr. P, and a boy form my class called Cody who is a mini jock. (mini because he is short)

Mr. P.: *sigh* I'll give you a hint, it starts with 'se' and ends with 'ition'.

Cody: Sex position?


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Default 02-28-2010, 08:08 PM

Lol, that is pretty funny. Typically boy.

I saw this online:

Girl: Okay so my bf asked me to make him a sandwich, what should I come back with to be witty?

wittiest answer: Well, you better come back with a godamm sammich!



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Default 02-28-2010, 10:55 PM

GIRL A: OMG! You have no life!"

GIRL B: "Well, I am working on a future, while you'll be stuck on stupid the rest of your life!"

HAHA! I heard that at school a while back.


Being single doesn't make you weak, it means that you are strong enough to be on your own; Being alone could be a good thing, because there is no drama involved in your life, no pain, and free to do what ever you want. Life is too short to be chasing those who aren't even worth fighting for, you are worth more than that.
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Default 11-05-2010, 09:41 PM

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: When I fell from heaven? No. Thanks for the concern though.
Me: No, he meant when you fell from the ugly tree on your face.


...Because shut up.

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