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10-11-2009, 05:50 PM
I use this one a lot.
Girl: Wow! Your so fat and ugly! *Snicker* Me: Really? That makes two of us. or Girl: OMG! OMG! Twilight is like, so awesome! Me: Mhm. Good to see everyone had brain damage.     
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11-04-2009, 11:45 AM
At school, there's this REALY anoying girl, who always said bad things about other kids. One day she came to me and started talking, for whole 5-6 minutes. Then i turned to her and said:'' Sorry, you said something, i didn't quite understand, but maybe if i learned how to talk anoying i would.'' She then turned around and went to her friends. She never anoyed me again, yaaaaaaay!
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02-26-2010, 11:35 PM
Hmm I have a few...Most of them were jokes though :3
My friend: Is this seat empty? Me: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down I tend to also tell people this one I don't know what your problem is but it must be hard to pronounce 
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02-27-2010, 12:41 PM
so i was talking to a friend and this just hit me:
Friend- ... Can i be honest? Me- What, you weren't being honest to me before? Friend- No! I just meant- Me- No go ahead and continue to lie to me. ------------------------------------------------- Friend- Oh you are such a doll! (smiles cutely) Me- So you're calling me an empty headed play-thing? Friend-........ That's what I got!
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02-27-2010, 12:51 PM
Alright, I must warn you vbefore you read that this post contains a joke that's a bit... mature...
Don't say I didn't warn you! In our government class at school the teacher was trying to get the class to say 'sedition', which means someone incited rebellion against the government. Thos joke features my teacher, Mr. P, and a boy form my class called Cody who is a mini jock. (mini because he is short) Mr. P.: *sigh* I'll give you a hint, it starts with 'se' and ends with 'ition'. Cody: Sex position? 
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02-28-2010, 08:08 PM
Lol, that is pretty funny. Typically boy.
I saw this online: Girl: Okay so my bf asked me to make him a sandwich, what should I come back with to be witty? wittiest answer: Well, you better come back with a godamm sammich!
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02-28-2010, 10:55 PM
GIRL A: OMG! You have no life!"
GIRL B: "Well, I am working on a future, while you'll be stuck on stupid the rest of your life!" HAHA! I heard that at school a while back. Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
~Mark Overby
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