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Russian reversal jokes -
07-14-2009, 05:39 PM
I'm a genius with these. Soon I shall spend a whole day talking in soviet russia jokes >:D
In soviet Russia computer turns you on.
In soviet Russia game plays you.
In soviet Russia gun fires you.
In soviet Russia knot ties you.
In soviet Russia ship sails you.
In soviet Russia, cold catches you.
In soviet Russia, beard grows you.
In soviet Russia, car drives you!
In soviet Russia television watches you.
“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” ~ Valkyrie Cain
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.” - Skulduggery Pleasant
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