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Default Russian reversal jokes - 07-14-2009, 05:39 PM

I'm a genius with these. Soon I shall spend a whole day talking in soviet russia jokes >:D

In soviet Russia computer turns you on.

In soviet Russia game plays you.

In soviet Russia gun fires you.

In soviet Russia knot ties you.

In soviet Russia ship sails you.

In soviet Russia, cold catches you.

In soviet Russia, beard grows you.

In soviet Russia, car drives you!

In soviet Russia television watches you.


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Default 07-14-2009, 07:09 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you


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In Soviet Russia... thread posts you! XD


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Default 07-14-2009, 07:14 PM

In Soviet Russia, mudkips liek you.


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Default 07-15-2009, 01:24 PM

In soviet Russia, member bans moderator. Banhammer is incoming, modz0rs! Mwahahahahaaa!!


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In Soviet Russia, Twilight hates you. XD


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In Soviet Russia... video game pwns you!


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In Soviet Russia... character RP's you! xD


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Default 07-17-2009, 03:36 PM

In Soviet Russia... beer drinks you!


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Default 07-17-2009, 03:40 PM

In Soviet Russia... Aquariam raises you!


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