Russian reversal jokes
 

I'm a genius with these. Soon I shall spend a whole day talking in soviet russia jokes >:D

In soviet Russia computer turns you on.

In soviet Russia game plays you.

In soviet Russia gun fires you.

In soviet Russia knot ties you.

In soviet Russia ship sails you.

In soviet Russia, cold catches you.

In soviet Russia, beard grows you.

In soviet Russia, car drives you!

In soviet Russia television watches you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you

In Soviet Russia... thread posts you! XD

In Soviet Russia, mudkips liek you.

In soviet Russia, member bans moderator. Banhammer is incoming, modz0rs! Mwahahahahaaa!!

In Soviet Russia, Twilight hates you. XD

In Soviet Russia... video game pwns you!

In Soviet Russia... character RP's you! xD

In Soviet Russia... beer drinks you!

In Soviet Russia... Aquariam raises you!