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Default The prisoner and his father - 06-15-2009, 04:01 PM

A convicted drug dealer is in prison, and his father, an old farmer, comes to visit. His father explains that they are having problems.

"Son, the ground is frozen. It is too hard for me to dig myself at my age, but I can't afford extra men or to hire machines - I don't think we will be able to plant crops this year, which will mean we will go bankrupt and lose the farm."

Later the prisoner goes back to his cell and writes a letter to his father - " Dear Father, please be aware that a good friend of mine will be visiting soon. There is a large quantity of stuff he is collecting. It is hidden on the farm, he will know exactly what to do."

Some weeks later the prioner's father comes to visit. "Well, son, your friend never showed up, but before I even got your letter the police came round, searched the whole house and dug up all the land around, but they didn't find anything."

The prisoner smiles, " Happy planting, dad."

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