(person 1 being not the sharpest crayon in the box)
Person 1: Yay! I finished this puzzle in only a year! I knew I could do it!
Person 2: Why are you so happy? It's just a puzzle!
Person 1: Well, on the box it said 4-5 years!
Gentle breezes rush by me. They seem to scream your name. I've done everything I could, to keep from going insane. I tried, I tried, I tried. But I should have never denied, my love. Sweet angel, adieu.