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AaronShadows 02-28-2009 04:11 PM

Yo momma jokes
Where'd the old one of these go? I'm sorry for making this thread if it was deleted because there was too much spam, please delete if so.

I shall start.

You momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Miranda_ 03-06-2009 07:40 PM

I think it was cleaned cuz there were too many guest posts in it. To anyone who posts in the new thread; don't post more than three at a time; it's more fun that way and means more people can post. No repeats either. XD

Yo mama's so ugly, "Gorillas In The Mist" was filmed in her shower.

Yo mama's so fat, she lifted one of her flab rolls and a car fell out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton all morning cuz it said "Concentrate".

iluvdolphin6 03-06-2009 08:24 PM

this is an old one, just about the only one i know....
yo mama's so fat that when she went outside in a yellow raincoat, people started yelling, "taxi!"
lol, so retarded, :)

Miranda_ 03-06-2009 08:31 PM

Yo mama's so fat, every restaurant in town has a sign that says "Maximum Occupancy - 30 Patrons OR Yo Mama".

Yo mama's so fat, whenever she lies on the beach, Greenpeace show up and try to throw her in the sea.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out!

mecca 03-09-2009 04:52 PM

Yo mama's so fat that they layed her on her back and used her bellybutton as a hot tub.
Yo mama's so stupid she saw a bus and yelled "Twinkie!"

Hope these are okay? I like the first one because i actually got it off the yo mama show.The second one is rather delinquent, is it not?

Miranda_ 03-09-2009 05:56 PM

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your father said it was chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made Freddy Kruger cry.

hippie_girl03 03-13-2009 05:50 PM

Yo mama's breath is so bad she needs prescription tic tacs
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers liscence.
Yo mama's house is so small, I ordered a large pizza and I had to eat it outside.

Heva_Banana_Mad 03-14-2009 01:15 PM

Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

Miranda_ 03-14-2009 03:59 PM

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stranded on an escalator during a power cut.

Yo mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks for breakfast.

Yo mama's so fat, she got her money back from Weightwatchers.

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