Female comebacks to lame chatup lines
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But, I don't know your name!
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter.
Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's go and pick up some chicks!
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: Want to go out sometime?
Woman: Sorry, I gave up babysitting years ago.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Start with the exit.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
I'll remember to avoid those when I'm older then. O_o
Nice! These are harlious!
ahaha nice.have you ever used those?
I liked the 14th one,
Man:"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman:"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."xD
haha next time any of those are said to me one of those are being used XD
How would you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilised, mate. Go away.
lol these are funny. i might use those phrases to reject a womanziers, since the men in the jokes say things that only womanizers say
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