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Miranda_ 02-01-2009 04:52 PM

Female comebacks to lame chatup lines
 
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But, I don't know your name!
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter.

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's go and pick up some chicks!

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: Want to go out sometime?
Woman: Sorry, I gave up babysitting years ago.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Start with the exit.

Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

AaronShadows 02-01-2009 04:56 PM

I'll remember to avoid those when I'm older then. O_o

LadyBast0911 02-01-2009 06:46 PM

Nice! These are harlious!

Rain538 02-01-2009 07:32 PM

ahaha nice.have you ever used those?

Xx_Pixie_Dust_xX 02-01-2009 07:49 PM

I liked the 14th one,
Man:"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman:"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."xD

Maddey 02-17-2009 10:20 AM

Lol, great!

delly1 02-17-2009 12:12 PM

haha next time any of those are said to me one of those are being used XD

AaronShadows 02-28-2009 04:12 PM

How would you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilised, mate. Go away.

ROFL! xD

ponyboy 03-06-2009 01:50 PM

lol these are funny. i might use those phrases to reject a womanziers, since the men in the jokes say things that only womanizers say


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