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Default Obsessed mothers - 01-30-2009, 06:58 PM

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, D*ck, we're leaving!"

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Default 01-30-2009, 08:32 PM

Wow, the last one is my dad's name xD
Well, not really, but kinda xD



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Default 04-14-2009, 04:51 AM

LOL! I love that joke it's so funny!
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Default 04-18-2009, 05:43 PM

Oh, my god!


Being single doesn't make you weak, it means that you are strong enough to be on your own; Being alone could be a good thing, because there is no drama involved in your life, no pain, and free to do what ever you want. Life is too short to be chasing those who aren't even worth fighting for, you are worth more than that.
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Default 04-21-2009, 09:28 PM

Oh! That's funny.
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