How ladies support football teams-
 

Once in a bar, there where three ladies wearing shortskirts, and three half-drunk p*rverts.
The first p*rvert looked up the first lady's dress, and she was wearing green.
"Jaisus, she must support gealic!" He said.
The second p*rvert looked up the second lady's dress, and she was wearing red.
"Crikey, she must support man-U!" He said.
The last p*rvert looked up the last lady's skirt, and imediatly (SP?!) started drooling. He said in a daze; "She must support ar$enal!!"

LOL.
Heard in class from someone. XD