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Miranda_ 01-18-2009 02:15 PM

Don't Drink My Drink, Pal
 
This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up...... and drink my poison..."

Rain538 01-31-2009 05:31 PM

HAHAHA nice

Andjelija 11-04-2009 08:07 AM

Black humor


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