Nine words women use

[Miranda_]

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of swearing. Be afraid, be very afraid...

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Then you RUN!

10.) Silence : That means that the man has done something wrong, but for extra fun the woman will not tell him what. Instead, he has a certain amount of time to guess at the mistake and rectify it before she brings down her wrath on his head.

[girlteen]

Ha Ha that's so funny!

[FlowersFall]

LoL, Its funny but true! Hahaha

[AaronShadows]

Bloody females. So freaking complicated... AND you have the handbags. AAARRRGGHHH the handbags. And you know how to use them. XD

[LILreBeL08]

yes. we do know how to use handbags. in fact, i hit my brothers friend( whos is a seventh grader) on the head with a purse. very fun.lol

[AaronShadows]

Oh god. How did he react? Run for the hills? Dive under the couch?

[Cherrypinkcheeky]

haha
i've definately used all of those more than once;x

[awesomeistic]

I say "whatever" all the time! That doesn't mean I'm trying to swear!

[LancasterPrincess]

I think the 'whatever' one is true, lol. I should show this to my husband, he'll get a kick out of it and learn something! He may even print it for reference, lol.

[ponyboy]

everytime i think aboy is an idot ,i sigh