So you want to be a Death Eater... *Spoilers Included!*
 

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Oh how I laughed when this was sent to me. :mrgreen:

That's simply brilliant! I must show this to my sistser, too!

I <3 this part:

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

XD Funny, Mr. Dark Lord sir. Funny...

ROFLMAO

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.