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Default Jesus and Satan - 03-10-2008, 05:25 PM

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of the constant bickering.

Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

That searched.
They moused.
They spreadsheeted.
They reported.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They created labels and cards.
They did every known job.

And More.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the Underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming, "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."


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Default 03-10-2008, 05:27 PM

*rofl* OMG! That is HARLIOUS!


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Default 03-10-2008, 05:59 PM

Lol this weekend I went to the beach and I saw a life saver that said Jesus saves lol!
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Default 05-22-2008, 10:02 AM

ROFL hahahahahahahaha
weehee i can't stop laughing
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Default 05-22-2008, 11:08 AM

That is funny! x3 While Satan killed off his file... now I can't get the image out of my head of some bearded bloke at a computer! o3o
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Default 08-30-2008, 06:21 PM

XD! that was so funny!
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Default 08-30-2008, 06:44 PM

i agree that was so funni! XD


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Default 10-02-2008, 05:00 PM

HA!


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Default 10-13-2008, 05:17 PM

Ahahahhaaha
That was funny :3


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Default 10-26-2008, 04:17 PM

Lmaorofllolwut That's Stupidly Funny


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