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Miranda_ 03-10-2008 06:25 PM

Jesus and Satan
 
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of the constant bickering.

Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

That searched.
They moused.
They spreadsheeted.
They reported.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They created labels and cards.
They did every known job.

And More.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the Underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming, "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."

LadyBast0911 03-10-2008 06:27 PM

*rofl* OMG! That is HARLIOUS!

BonnieGirl 03-10-2008 06:59 PM

Lol this weekend I went to the beach and I saw a life saver that said Jesus saves lol!

EYExLINER 05-22-2008 11:02 AM

ROFL hahahahahahahaha
weehee i can't stop laughing

Coloured_Dreams 05-22-2008 12:08 PM

That is funny! x3 While Satan killed off his file... now I can't get the image out of my head of some bearded bloke at a computer! o3o

FlowersFall 08-30-2008 07:21 PM

XD! that was so funny!

Silver_Snow 08-30-2008 07:44 PM

i agree that was so funni! XD

Kiwi_Kat 10-02-2008 06:00 PM

HA! :mrgreen:

Catlover642 10-13-2008 06:17 PM

Ahahahhaaha
That was funny :3

AaronShadows 10-26-2008 05:17 PM

Lmaorofllolwut That's Stupidly Funny


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