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Miranda_ 01-25-2008 06:59 PM

I know the whole truth.
 
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."

His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."

The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."

delly1 01-25-2008 07:29 PM

That is such an awsome joke Miranda !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where did you get this?

Miranda_ 01-25-2008 07:39 PM

Got it in an email. :lol:

LadyBast0911 02-03-2008 02:35 PM

Harlious, Miranda_!

TheHayleyDoll 02-03-2008 02:55 PM

Bloody brilliant! XD If the mother was hiding that affair and gave him $20... What was the father hiding that made him give $40? O.o

girlteen 08-24-2008 05:23 PM

Ha Ha thats harlious! lol

FlowersFall 09-09-2008 02:39 PM

That was really funny!

LILreBeL08 11-30-2008 09:37 PM

that was awesome!

Rain538 01-31-2009 06:14 PM

that was hilarious!


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