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Miranda_ 08-04-2007 04:45 PM

Rejected Children's Books
Don't expect to find any of these at your local Barnes & Noble . . .

1. You Are Different And That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Babar Meets The Taxidermist And Becomes A Piano
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know And Share
5. Your Parents Lied; You Have No Friends Cuz You're A Loser
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Julie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George And The High-Voltage Fence
9. Santa Isn't Real. Now Shut Up
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Get Rid of Your Baby Sibling in 5 Easy Steps: A Do It Yourself Guide
12. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
13. You Read Harry Potter Now You're Going To Hell
14. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Put Down
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Jane Was So Naughty Her Daddy Left Forever
25. Bugs: Nature's Candy!
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. How To Get Baby Brother In Trouble: A Guide To Regaining Your Rightful Place As Mummy's Favourite
30. How To Get Rich From The Change In Mummy's Purse

griffin_6 10-27-2007 12:07 AM

hey I think they're funny! I was laughing the entire time In read them.

Kiwi_Kat 10-20-2008 11:55 AM

Julie was so bad her parents stopped loving her
POP! Goes the hamster.....and other microwave games

holy crapdoodle these are funny!

LILreBeL08 11-30-2008 09:34 PM

"fun four letter words to know and share." yah i dont think that will be published anytime soon. lol

ponyboy 03-06-2009 01:45 PM

lol, you made me crackup. rofl

awesomeistic 03-06-2009 03:34 PM

Ha ha. Very clever and funny! Pop! Goes the Hamster lol. I would totally buy that book

iluvdolphin6 03-06-2009 04:28 PM

Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games

ah, crap. thats funny. :-D

Eloise_Rigby_ 04-21-2009 10:05 PM

You read Harry Potter now you're going to hell!
POP goes the hamster and other grea microwave games!
The care bears maul some campers and are put down!
these are so funny! I would read any of those!

stargazer97 05-23-2009 07:33 PM

^.^ So funny. These are hilarious!

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