Alternate Endings To Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

92. Harry decide that Voldemort was being a bad boy,and decides to lock him in a dark room with a plasma screen and his eyes taped open,and tortures him with high school musical,HSM2,and HSM3!

[Heva_Banana_Mad]

93. One of Ron's spells backfires (again) and the only thing he can eat is toilet paper. Harry desperately tries to save Ron from this monstrosity (sp?). While he is trying, VOldemort sneaks up on Harry and puts a spider down his shirt and tickles him to death.
Tada!

94. At the end of Deathly Hallows, there is a small cut out from the new book, The Lies of Harry Potter. Lie number one, wands aren't real. Their just sticks with a mini flash light on them. Lie number two, spells aren't real. The detachable flashlight had a feature that detaches and you can put on a firelighter (sorry I forgot what it's called) and it goes on and on.

[Moon_Crescent]

94. Dudley figures out he is a wizard, and kills Voldy
95. Harry's parents never met, or Lily hates James
96. Harry is a squib
97. Voldy never turned bad
98. Harry gets mad when Hermoine was doing awesome magic and kills her, but then learns she was part of the prophecy, thus taking her place, Harry does a back flip.
99. Voldy killed Harry
100. When Malfoy takes Nevell's remebrall, when Harry flies up to catch it, he falls XD.

[Macky]

101. Lord Voldemort rechristens himself as The Riddler.