Alternate Endings To Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

[TheHayleyDoll]

61. Dumbledore becomes a zombie and then he turns everyone at Hogwarts into a zombie, too.

62. Voldy is the new Herbology teacher after a horrible 'accident' involving 12 flying cars, 3 giant spiders, and a giant.

63. Voldemort turns on the radio to the 'opera' channel. Harry and the others beg for mercy before dying. Voldy stays alive because he likes opera music. He soon tortures the rest of the world by singing his own opera... XD

[Macky]

64: Voldemort shrinks everyone in the world and use them as action figures.

[tjsgrl01]

65. Draco kills himself after it is revealed that he is the lovechild of Narcissa and Mr. Weasly.

66. voldomort gets tired of world domaniton and insted takes up used car selling.

67.it starts rianing in the final battle,mealting everyone.

68. harry finds out that this is a fictonal story,and he dosn't really exist. so he kills him self

[Silent_Wolf]

Originally Posted by Hamstertail

64: Voldemort shrinks everyone in the world and use them as action figures.

I can actually see that happening! O.O Oh my god. XD

69. Sirius, as continued from my one fangirlish post on the first page, goes on to say that Lupin is also alive, and that Teddy was their kid through peculiar (possibly illegal) means.

(Note, my Lupin/Sirius crazed cousin came up with that one, not me. O_o)

[Macky]

70. Everyone gets eaten by a huge spider except for Harry, so Harry marries the spider.

[Miranda_]

71. A meteorite lands on Hogwarts during the final battle, killing everyone.

[Macky]

72. Harry learns dolling and gets addicted, and finds out that Voldemort loves dolling too, so they became friends.

[TheHayleyDoll]

72.5. And they join TDP! XD Yay TDP!

[noirmali]

72.7.
And I huggle them! And introduce them to FMA! So Voldy goes after the Philosopher's stone all over again, and takes Dante's place after she dies...
[x.x How did I get HP and FMA mixed up again...? If you think it's too off topic tell me and I'll delete/change :3]