Blonde Jokes

[anah_63]

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave." he replied.

[anah_63]

heres another one:

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Kitty Edit: A touchy subject for some, so I removed it.

[anah_63]

A blonde was sick and tired of hearing jokes about being dumb. She decided to dye her hair black and set out to prove to the world just how wrong they were about blondes.
She drove out of the city and into the country where there were many sheep farms. She spotted a sheep farmer, stopped her car and said, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep are in your field, will you give me a sheep?" He said "Sure!" She counted and said "131." The farmer said, "That's Right! Go ahead and get a sheep." The blonde went and got her sheep.
Then, the farmer said, "If I tell you what color your hair really is, can I have it back?" and she said, "Yes."
"Blonde. Now give me back my dog."

[Khazi]

Wow! Cool jokes anah. Thanx for sharing.

[TheHayleyDoll]

Those were hilarious. I love blonde jokes. Here's one...

A blonde walked into a bar.

XD Not the drinking kind, the one like a pole. LOL.

Then there's the classic "Comfortable" one.

There are two friends, a blonde (Vicki), and a brunette (Sally) and they run a farm. Sally goes to get a bull for their farm from another farm way out in the country. She finds one she likes, and pays for it, but her car won't start up. She decides to send a telegram to Vicki. She notices, (after she buys the bull) she only has 10 cents left.
"Excuse, sir. Can I send a telegram?" Sally asks the telegram man.
"It costs 10 cents per word." He said, pointing to a sign.
Sally thinks for a moment. "Comfortable." She says.
The man, obviously confused, shrugs and sends it.
A few hours later, Vicki comes with a truck and puts the bull in it. The man asks Sally, "How'd your friend know to come?"
"She's a blonde. She reads slow." Sally smiles and leaves with Vicki.

Get it? Com-for-ta-ble. If you read it slowly, you get "come-for-da-bull." XD I never forget that one.

[Khazi]

Lol! Cool and funny joke. Thanx for sharing Hayley doll

[Musa677]

Very funny Jokes!! I cant stop laughing thanks for sharing.

[princessmeplz]

You've got to read this one
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

[sugar_snow_fairy]

those jokes are really funny and blondes are not dumb

[gabbydan10]

ive heard these jokes before but it never wears off ty for sharing!

and blonds really arent dumb its just how they act ppl make fun of